REFR:
Last Night i was sleeping very well,
in my quietschy Bettgestell.
But in the middle of the Nocht,
is it dann zusammenkrocht.

Early in the morning, i went by bus,
to the IKEA, that macht really Spaß.
There were many Leute there,
what shells, a neues Bett muß her

REFR:
Last Night i was sleeping very well,
in my klumpert Bettgestell.
But in the middle of the Nocht,
is it dann zusammenkrocht.

I went back with a big, big box,
by bus is a bissl paradox.
The box had two, three kleine Delln’
then I will the bed zusammenstelln’

REFR:
Last Night i was sleeping very well,
in my quietschy Bettgestell.
But in the middle of the Nocht,
is it dann zusammenkrocht.

I took the Imbus in die Hand,
ob des wos wird, I’m very g’spannt.
Jetzt, I’m mit Schrauben dran
i wish i had a little Plan

REFR:
Last Night i was sleeping very well,
in my klumpert Bettgestell.
But in the middle of the Nocht,
is it dann zusammenkrocht.

I wos fertig mit Zusammenbau,
I am a really Powerfrau!
All that was Yesterday,
wos jetzt kommt, tuat wirklich weh:

REFR:
Last Night i was sleeping very well,
in my new, new Bettgestell.
But in the middle of the Nocht,
is ma des Klumpert zusammenkrocht!



Text: Ulli Wigger
Musik: Ulli Wigger